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Posted: 4/13/2009
Note to the Woman at the Berlin Zoo about Polar Bears
The reason they have the fences around the Polar Bear and other carnivore exhibits is that they don't think it's a good idea for you to try and make friends with the animals at feeding time. Please place the following on your bathroom mirror:
I WILL NOT GO INTO THE POLAR BEAR POOL AT LUNCH TIME.
If you read this every day then in about 47 years the world will forget what an absolute moron you are.
Berlin Zoo
, Polar Bear
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